Spam That Made Me Laugh

Like most people, I’m not in the least bit a fan of spam email and usually just skim through messages to determine if they’re spam and delete accordingly. This morning I got the following spam message that made me laugh:

Subject: the autumn darkness
Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 20:24:55 -0500
From: Frieda Shirley
Reply-To: Frieda Shirley
Organization: comprehensible.bigot
To: Colin.Evans@Sun.COM

Attention Client:

We are pleased to inform you that we have located 3 girls within a few miles of your location that are seeking discreet relationships. Please be advised that this is NOT your typical dating service, privacy is of the upmost concern and your satisfaction & discretion is top priority.

http://<deleted>

Thank You and Play Safe
Cheating.Houswives.Services (C.H.S.)

Disclaimer-
At C.H.S. we do not encourage adulterly of any type, we simply provide a means for people to connect in similar situations, please accept our apology and see the link below if this reached you in error: http://<deleted>

Firstly, how the hell did I get this when it wasn’t even addressed to me. The thing that made me laugh was the sign off followed by the disclaimer.