I’m a Millionaire

Woohooo!!! I’m a millionaire, and I can’t even buy a single roll of loo paper… if I were living in Zimbabwe. I happened to stumble upon an article on BBC News about Zimbabwe’s new high denomination notes coming into circulation on Thursday, and thought… how many British Pounds would I need to be a millionaire in Zimbabwe? Well, I’m pleased to say, I am finally a millionaire:

Check out that exchange rate. All I need is £16.83 to get a million Zim Dollars. Pity I can’t actually buy anything with it. I guess using the notes for business cards isn’t such a bad idea after all.